DeletedUser9666
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A man walks into a cafe and asks "what sandwich's do you do?" The person behind the counter replies "we do a very good bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich". "Ok, I'll have that". The sandwich is so good he comes back the next day. He comes to the cafe and orders the same sandwich, on his 15th trip - he asks "I really like this cafe but do you not do any other sandwich's?". "Good news sir, we have a new sandwich coming tomorrow". The next day the man comes into the cafe and asks for the new sandwich. "I proudly present to you a "lettuce, tomato and bacon" sandwich. The man hesitantly takes the sandwich mumbling under his breath "isn't this just the same sandwich but prepared in a different order?" He keeps coming back to the cafe as this is his closest cafe. On his 28th trip in desperation he pleads with the cafe owner to offer a different sandwich. The cafe owner replies do not worry I will have a new sandwich tomorrow. The next day the cafe owner presents "a tomato, bacon and lettuce" sandwich. The man walks out.
Can I have a different sandwich please? or should I find a new cafe?
Looks like Viking sandwich is all they know how to cook. At lease they wrapped this old sandwich in a fresh, "Japanese" paper...