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A mother was close 2 giving birth to 2 children, close to midnight Monday evening. She looked at her husband and realised they had not decided about their names. So she said: 'what are we waiting for? Say me, what do you want?'
The husband looked on the clock and answered: 'Tomorrow?'
His wife screamed until midnight had passed and the first son was born. 'Ok, ok, she said, Tommorow it will be.'
The man laughed and said: 'No, that was before twelve, Yesterday!'
Then the second child was born and their names became Yesterday and Tomorrow.
But when the years went on, the father had difficulties to distinguish the Twin brothers. Every time when he wanted to ask them to do a small job, he had to think nine times before he made a decision what was the right one.
'Tomorrow', he said, 'please help your father with this small job'.
Yesterday started to laugh: 'You asked me the same Yesterday, ask again Tomorrow'.
Then the father went to his other son and said: 'Please can you help me Tomorrow?'.
The son started to look very serious: 'Tomorrow? Sure, but you asked me the same Yesterday daddy. What do you want? Again and again?'.
The father tought it was annoying, but he had no other choice wether to do the job Yesterday or Tomorrow, Again and Again.
'Maybe Tomorrow will be different', he thought, 'Same, same but different then Yesterday.
The husband looked on the clock and answered: 'Tomorrow?'
His wife screamed until midnight had passed and the first son was born. 'Ok, ok, she said, Tommorow it will be.'
The man laughed and said: 'No, that was before twelve, Yesterday!'
Then the second child was born and their names became Yesterday and Tomorrow.
But when the years went on, the father had difficulties to distinguish the Twin brothers. Every time when he wanted to ask them to do a small job, he had to think nine times before he made a decision what was the right one.
'Tomorrow', he said, 'please help your father with this small job'.
Yesterday started to laugh: 'You asked me the same Yesterday, ask again Tomorrow'.
Then the father went to his other son and said: 'Please can you help me Tomorrow?'.
The son started to look very serious: 'Tomorrow? Sure, but you asked me the same Yesterday daddy. What do you want? Again and again?'.
The father tought it was annoying, but he had no other choice wether to do the job Yesterday or Tomorrow, Again and Again.
'Maybe Tomorrow will be different', he thought, 'Same, same but different then Yesterday.